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Okay. A new one told story episode three, 36. Really? Nice. That is delicious. Um, this is awfully good. Yeah, it's damn good. Um,

a different episode today. We're going to try to do a drunk episode. Can you tell us me one of those? Sure thing, boss man. I have a cup of

thank you, legend. I have a cup. You're having a cup. Can't watch me sweat. Yeah. Um, I didn't have time to write the news this week, not even a joke, leading up to it because I blogged. I

just dusted off the old quill and ink vial. You sacrificed how many words? I think it was over 4k 4k. They caught me in 4k. The blog did and then it got followed up right by a

twerk compilation blog and I think 36 people read mine. It always sucks whenever you, you know, you pour your heart and soul into the page and you get twerk compilation.

Yeah. All right. All right. I'm saying I'm saying this thing. I'm going to be dead honest. I watched the I saw both blogs and I watched that I clicked on the twerk compilation. Maybe this is good. Maybe this is white of me. Maybe this is gay of me. But I mean this in the least gay way possible.

Twerkings never really aroused me. It does the opposite for me to also wait. I never said it did the it'll go. You'll

go. If you're hard and you see a twerk, you'll go soft. I think it's I think it's not a rouse. It's not. No, it bothers me. I want the essence. I want I want the I want to still ask. Yeah. It's like a waiter at a strip club. Still are twerking. I'll take my ass neat. What you want? Is that me? No, I think it means. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Or on the cocks?

I don't want that on me. I've never really like being I don't like being grinded on either. That's no, that's not a rousing either.

Really like twerking. You like twerking. The most arousing thing was to watch other girls grind on guys, which is weird. But dude, I was I was e-golfing on the Oculus with Nico. And he invited me to his top golf. Like area, because everybody has their own like top golf that you can invite other people to. And it's got like a pudding green. And it has like the screens where you could like

play music videos. And he invited me to his and I hop in there in the you know into his top golf. And he's just like not even golfing. He's just looking up watching a turk a twerk compilation on the screen in top golf.

That's a vibe in the VR. Yeah. Yeah.

You stimulation on the right there. Yeah. So I was just like, you know, what's keeping twerking alive? Is Atlanta and that the. Yeah.

What you say? I mean, I think the two predominant cities where like twerking is still culturally relevant is Atlanta and method.

Yeah. Like dude, but like, are they are they lying to themselves?

They aren't you. If I were Jesus Christ, are you? Why man?

I feel like in Atlanta, there are a lot. They have like a comedic approach to what they know. It's like, you know, it's light hearted.

It's not actually meant to be taken seriously or get the boys horny, but in Memphis, they take that. She's serious.

What videos have you been watching where you're into? I just realized I think you just emit the final consonant and it kind of sounds like Memphis. Yeah.

Okay. The reason I don't have the news today is because I wrote a Stephen Asanti roast and then we had a death scare.

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