Whatever Happened To THOU SHALT NOT KILL?!?
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2021
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene hang out. We answer questions, such as "What was Jesus like when he was a teenager?" We also discuss the conspiracy theory that all rich people are actually reptilian alien invaders. God asks humans "Who is the hottest Bible character?" Later we discuss Big Bird getting banned, mega jerk mega churches, and a very unpopular verdict.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on The God Pod, Dan Brown has caused so much pain and hurt to me as a person, okay? |
| 0:08.0 | The ventricle is all a bag of lies, all a bag of lies, okay? |
| 0:13.0 | I would never have Jesus's baby. |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:16.0 | Film for defamation. |
| 0:17.0 | Defamation of character? |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.0 | I have to fucking literally. |
| 0:20.0 | This is libeless. |
| 0:21.0 | Oh. |
| 0:22.0 | Oh. |
| 0:23.0 | Anyway, the main point here is that me and Moses have not gotten a single hook yet. |
| 0:29.0 | They're always with Moses. |
| 0:31.0 | He believes funny. |
| 0:32.0 | He's got a good personality. |
| 0:33.0 | I'm that guy. |
| 0:34.0 | It's absolutely not Smash Lab. |
| 0:39.0 | You can't pick on anybody, your own size. |
| 0:42.0 | You can't pick on anybody, human. |
| 0:44.0 | You can't pick on anybody. |
| 0:45.0 | You pick the Muppet. |
| 0:47.0 | You get worked up around. |
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