Football is a game of discipline, focus, grit, and perseverance.

But out in the parking lot, different story.

It's about burnt hot dogs, denting trucks, and yelling,

oh, every time someone throws a ping pong ball into a solo cup.

That's my dad.

Thousands of fans brought that raw beer-fueled intensity to game day,

which is why we sent Jose and Alexis down to the stadium right before kickoff.

To ask the good people, a simple question.

What's you doing at the tailgate?

What you doing at the tailgate? What's you doing at the tailgate? Uh, crushing Miller lights. Oh, I thought you said crutching because you have crutches. You actually, no, that's the singular. I have one crutch. I'm making some progress here. I ruptured my Achilles tendon playing pickleball. Oh. I've had a few Miller lights. I was in a route for an IPA. My fantasy football isn't

kicking off so well right now. I'm in a pretty hardcore league. What hurts more? Your foot,

oh my God, you're flexing. You have a tattoo. It says Coors Night. What is this? That's the name of

my fantasy football league and I lost a side bet. But I can't get into it. It was in the bylaws. What? Hold on. This is the most hardcore thing I've seen. You got a tattoo because of your fantasy league? Things get a little sideways during side bets. We had a guy with the belly button ringing for a year. It became infected and his wife wanted him to take it out and he goes, honey, you fucking kid me? I can't. It's for the league.

Wait.

Yeah, he had to take a two-week hardcore antibiotics to combat the ring because the ring couldn't come out. That also was in the bylaws. Oh. You know what, though? If you're not going to get sepsis for your fantasy league, are you even that dedicated? Yeah. If you listen to your wife, do you even care about your fantasy league? Absolutely not.

Dude, that is hardcore. Dude, a tattoo that says Coors Night. For life, you have that on your body. Please tell me this man is already married because there is no way he is finding a new wife with that tattoo. Yeah, good point. Oh, my God. We have a fantasy work league here.

Why aren't we getting tattoos on each other?

Oh, wow.

I forgot I'm even in that league.

We could end up looking like jelly roll, one of us.

Dude, that would be hilarious.

I vote Jeffrey.

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