It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, and there's only a handful of events you can attend

where people will happily pay $20 for a six-ounce bottle of water, where there's no outlets

anywhere to plug in your cell phones, and the line for the porta-potty stretches two times

around the earth.

Yeah.

You can pee in your bottle of water later after you finish it.

Extra hydration.

What a trick.

It's not just a music concert.

It's an outdoor music festival.

There was one in our town over the weekend where thousands came out to hear their favorite artists and indulge in totally not illegal activities.

Never.

Sober fast.

Nothing suspicious happening over here.

That's why we sent our own Jose and Alexis into the swarm to ask the concert goers.

A simple question, what you doing at the music festival? What's you doing at the music festival? I'm here hoping to vibe to some good music. Bro, and you look equipped, bro. I'm sorry, but you look like you came from the 80s right now, my guy. Will you tell everyone what are you wearing? I got some green shorts on. Short shorts.

Some Converse. I got a black jacket. Got some riff-raft sunglasses on. Tell everybody why is it important and be fashionable at a music festival? You know, you just got to express yourself. And that's what going to music festival is all about, vibe into the music, and what better way to do it than when you're feeling yourself, you know? Now, are you maybe doing this to attract the ladies?

Oh, that's always the plan, baby.

I'm looking for some fine shits 24-7 baby and some fine sh** that's a new thing right that's what the kids are saying

that is correct what's a red flag that turns you on a red flag uh screaming probably wait

okay i'm not even going to expand on that we We're just going to stop there. That's good. And Jose, you said a red flag that turns you on. Yeah, it's supposed to be like a bad thing that you secretly like as a toxic trait. Yeah, yeah. Like a guilty pleasure almost in dating. Yeah, exactly. And for him, that's a girl screaming, help, there's AIDS all over me. That's exactly. That's totally what he meant by screaming. Oh, you're so dramatic. I'm going to break up now. Yeah, they're always covered in ants. Got to be it, Jeff. Those outdoor music festivals, be careful of the ants. They're everywhere. What's you doing at the music festival? Hanging out with my friends, love and life, and listen to some sick music. Is this your first time in a festival or no? Not my first festival. Okay, so say you're to meet someone new here tonight. Do you have a go-to pick-up line for them or anything? Okay. I dropped my sunglasses. A

stranger picked him up. It was a very, it was a bonding moment. Oh my God, that's kind of a move,

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