Glitter was in the air, fans were crying, and somewhere, somebody was learning the hard way that dancing in heels for three straight hours is way more challenging than you ever would have thought.

Dude, just don't do it. Don't do it. Say no to heels.

But it happened because Lady Gaga was in town.

Yeah. You know, the only woman on earth who can make a meat dress look like a casual Friday.

And make it cool.

I know, honestly.

All of her rabid fans who call themselves little monsters, they're growing older by the

minute, but they swarmed the arena before sundown.

Which is why we sent Jose and Alexis into the chaos to ask the only question that truly matters, what's you doing at the Lady Gaga concert?

What's you doing at the Lady Gaga concert?

I'm going to stand and watch Lady Gaga sing to me.

Oh, just to you!

To me.

You think you are getting special attention in this show.

Absolutely! Why you? Why do you stand out? attention in this show. Absolutely.

Why you?

Why do you stand out?

Because I'm an old lady.

And sometimes old people get special perks.

Wait, any other special perks?

Can you give some examples that you get?

I get like discounts.

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