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Brooke and Jeffrey

Whatcha Doin' At The Courthouse? (1/5/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Jose headed down to the courthouse to ask the fine citizens hanging around the halls of justice a simple question... "whatcha doin' at the courthouse?"

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0:00.0

It's time for what you doing at the courthouse, where we go down to the courthouse and ask the people there a simple question.

0:09.5

What's you doing at the courthouse?

0:11.2

Man, they got me in this program called Drug Court.

0:14.1

I got to go through, you know, court because I was on drugs.

0:19.3

What got you caught up in drug court? Man, I'm just chilling, you know what I'm saying? It's a normal day. And next to you know, I see the boys roll up. Stop me. So the cops? Yeah. And I ain't trying to get shot. So, you know what I mean? Yeah. So you talk to them. I can't talk to the cops, man.

0:38.5

I'm out here selling dope. Oh, yeah. God, I don't know where they came up with the name, Drug Court. I mean, that was really creative name that they had there. Should be dope court. Yeah. Now you can accept me. So you're at drug court, and it's at court for doing drugs. Don't you just hate it when the cops won't let you sell your drugs?

0:56.7

I know.

0:57.2

Come on, cops. It isn't fair. Take it easy on them. What's you doing at the courthouse? Man, I came to court man today. Man, he's about a court they want to, um, for, uh, just tell me what is it. Do you have a case or you're here for your friend?

1:27.6

Nah, man, I don't got no case, man. I'm here for myself. Driving. Drive down to reckless driving. You know what I'm saying? They want to try to take me, they only offer it asking for two days, but now I've got to come back. You know what I'm saying? For my attorney not being here, They're trying to hold a player down.

1:28.3

You know what I'm saying?

1:29.4

This is, uh, what?

1:30.4

You know what I'm saying? For my attorney not being here, they're trying to hold a player down.

1:27.7

You know what I'm saying?

1:28.4

This is, uh, what?

1:29.5

You know what I'm saying? We're in town business. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Hey, thank you very much. That was funny. I like your tongue ring. I like your tongue ring. Reckless driving. I feel like she should get like reckless use of the English language.

1:44.1

Yeah, I have absolutely no idea what she was saying, honestly.

1:47.5

It's the tongue ring. Yeah, I see. Very nicely. I see. She's at the courthouse for herself, but not her, not for a cake. Yeah, exactly. What? She's just being a sweetheart. What's you doing at the courthouse? I got in a fight. I got caught with somebody's girl and he got a little upset and, um.

2:04.6

You went to her house?

2:06.6

Yeah.

2:07.6

They lived together?

2:08.6

Yeah.

2:09.6

So did he come home and catch you in the act? What happened?

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