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I've had a bunch of jobs, but I've only had one job that I think I probably should have been fired from and had I been fired I would not have in any way faulted the management.

I was a bartender in Washington DC for a

brief period of time. I had just done a congressional internship, but I had not

been able to secure gainful employment with the US Congress yet, and so I went and worked at a

upscale bar in Washington DC located at Union Station. It's a cool place by the

way I don't I don't think the business is around anymore it was called

B Smith's at the time but historic location it was where the president's

train depot was so in the same way that there there's Air Force one there used to be

like an Air Force or there used to be a train one, you know, the

President's official locomotive and there was a designated train depot at Union Station that had a banquet room and a bedroom for both the President and the

First Lady and they could stay there when they came in from trains and you know could

board it privately and that kind of thing for when they came by that's since been

turned into a restaurant and I was a bartender there and a very bad one for a variety of reasons.

My nickname is Earthquake, if that gives you a perspective on all of that.

My mind comes back periodically to a conversation I had with one of the patrons of the bar while I was

working there. He was a doctor, an emergency room doctor and came in with a friend and we

got to chatting and I asked him how can you

How can you deal with all of that pain and gore and blood in an emergency scenario where you know someone's come in and

they've been shot like how do you deal with that that just seems so

massive I don't I don't know that I could and he told me that that morning or the

day before he'd had a really grisly case of a guy coming in his his truck had

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