We are the one, two, three, SORLUDERS!

What up everybody, I am Lunchbox, I know the most about sports, so I give you the sports

facts, the sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Heyo, and I'm Eddie and I know the least about sports, but I'm your average sports fan,

sports watcher, I just don't know who's who's or what's what's up you guys, I'm Ray, I'm

from the North, I'm the alpha male on the show, I'm a guys guy, I have an entourage when

I go to the club and usually I'm going there at the bars and I'm getting not a margarita,

not a cosmog, I get a can of beer and I take my keys out from my pocket, I puncture the

can of beer right at the very bottom and that's how I'm able to shotgun it and get his

drunk as possible and I do it in the corner so that the bouncers and the bartenders don't

see me.

You only go on the show that locks it up.

Alright, let's get this show going because Lunchbox is a bad mood already.

Let's get this show going with the game we love Wood you brother.

You're rather eat your own boopers, eat your boogers or your poop.

That's why the game is called Wood you rather?

Wood you rather be a brilliant scientist or a world famous painter?

I'm going to go with the scientist, I want to make a difference in the world, I don't

want to really decorate anybody's walls, painters are cool, you know, painting is cool, my

wife's a painter, I think that's awesome and all, but really, scientists, can you imagine

like just for the rest of your life being like, you see that light bulb over there?

I invented that.

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