What Would You Do If You Got Superman's Powers Right Here Right Now?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Be it cosmic ray, genie’s wish or just a thing that happens, the boys have somehow gotten all the powers of Superman and now have to answer if great power does in fact come with great responsibility. Jackson immediately wanders off to commit brain surgery while the Joels try and see what they can do for NASA. We all try different ways to take Zammit’s wife for a nice holiday to Hawaii, realize our cats wouldn’t understand Italy and maybe the best way to deal with all these powers is to become a symbol of peace through war by being the benevolent dictator you know and love. It’s ~~Super Coke~~ Cock Man v Space Joels in a battle for humanity as we’ve all got zero consequences and zero drive so who really cares?

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0:05.0	You like this podcast? Yeah, me and Xamad are funny, you're a fan of this?
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0:26.0	on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your pods.
0:35.0	It looks like Buntas come early this year with the arrival of Star Wars as Soka thanks to Disney+.
0:41.0	Taking place after the fall of the Empire, Star Wars as Soka follows the former Jedi knight
0:46.0	as she investigates an emerging threat to an already vulnerable galaxy.
0:51.0	What personal sacrifices will she make to protect the universe?
0:54.0	Who's gonna help her? Who will betray her?
0:56.0	Will there be a love interest played by a dumpy man with the sloppiest rig in his mid-30s
1:01.0	who isn't very clever that I can project myself onto?
1:04.0	Only time will tell, and that time is now.
1:07.0	With a two-episode premiere streaming now exclusively on Disney+.
1:12.0	18-plus subscription required, terms and conditions apply.
1:16.0	Happy Buntas, may all your pods be racing!
1:24.0	You're listening to The Sandspans Network.
1:28.0	Hello, and now that I have your attention, welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star.
1:33.0	Well, we all seem- I'm Joel.
1:36.0	I'm Jackson.
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