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Plumbing the Death Star

What Would We Do if We Had the Powers of Madame Web?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Oh me oh my, we can't wait for the upcoming and soon to be mega hit Madame Web in theatres the week we 100% recorded this episode! You can just imagine the reviews "Sony, you've done it again!" - the New York Times probably. "I can't believe this bed you made is so fresh, clean and not shat in!" - Film Fancier Weekly we presume. "The way they used the natural and inate precog abilites of a spider was both inspired and creative" - The Age we guess. "10 thumbs. This is our film of the year" - IGN. To celebrate such a landmark occasion of film hitting new heights, the boys have decided to have one of their famous thinks and try to imagine a wolrd where they too had the awesome powers of Madame Web. From catching spaghetti to helping out with lunch based choice paralysis to impressing our fellow party goers with our sweet number guessing trick, we use these powers to the max for the sweet reward of "oh yeah," and "yeah, that was pretty cool I guess? I'm gonna go chat to my friend Steve now. Steve!". No stone is left unturned when discussing emotional time travel, splitting yourself into four lads and then sending those lads off into the time! JD becomes confusingly immortal, Jackson pitches the world's first 80-tuplet show and Zammit makes himself a little statue for destroying everyone's little machine. Stay to the end for a wild take from Jackson, remember our YouTube channel has comments turned ON!


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0:57.0

Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Flomming the Death Star.

1:04.0

Plommmy the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast that asks the important questions.

1:07.0

I'm Joel. I'm Jackson.

1:10.0

And I'm also Joe.

1:11.0

It asks important questions like this one and we should have all seen it coming

1:14.8

because what would we do if we had the powers of Madam Webb? Obviously greatest hero movie of all time.

1:34.4

Oh yeah!

1:35.4

Madam Webb.

1:36.4

We're recording this a couple of days before the movie comes out.

1:39.7

Yeah.

1:40.7

But we're expecting pretty big things.

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