What Would Jesus Tweet? Probably Not What Trump Did Today.
We Saw the Devil: Unfiltered Political Analysis
We Saw the Devil
4.2 • 984 Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2026
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
His spiritual advisor compared him to Jesus 48 hours earlier.
Bonus episode just dropped because I physically could not keep my mouth shut today. Make sure to tag your church group.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everyone. Happy Easter. He is risen. And by he, I obviously mean Donald Trump's blood pressure, |
| 0:09.2 | because the unmedicated ego was busy this morning. I do not understand what kind of screeching |
| 0:17.0 | demon pilots his thumbs first thing in the morning, particularly on Easter Sunday morning. |
| 0:23.1 | Because when you were having Easter with your kids and putting on nice clothes, possibly going to church, |
| 0:28.2 | I don't know, you know, thinking about love, forgiveness, potentially for some of you, the miracle of |
| 0:33.3 | resurrection. Donald Trump was on truth social, dropping F bombs, threatening to blow up power plants, |
| 0:40.7 | an entire country, and then praising Allah, obviously in a sarcastic way. It was absolutely a sight to |
| 0:48.5 | behold. On Easter, Easter, the day Jesus rose from the dead, looked around, you know, saw what they'd done with the place, and then pretty much seriously consider going back. |
| 1:01.6 | And I want you to imagine explaining this to someone from literally any other country. |
| 1:07.1 | Our president, the Christian one, said fuck on Easter morning, praised Allah, |
| 1:12.9 | announced that he's going to bomb civilian infrastructure on Tuesday, |
| 1:17.2 | called it power plant day like it's a fucking holiday, |
| 1:20.9 | and then went golfing instead of going to church. |
| 1:24.9 | Yes, all of that, you know, that Christian president. |
| 1:28.1 | In one single post, y'all, at 803 a.m. this morning. Before most Americans, before most of us had |
| 1:34.1 | either woken up, finished our first cup of coffee, whatever, this man committed more |
| 1:38.3 | sins before breakfast than most people do in a fiscal year. I mean, he went through basically all the Ten Commandments |
| 1:45.9 | before 8 a.m. this morning, like it was on a to-do list. Thou shall not kill Tuesday. You know, |
| 1:52.1 | upcoming Tuesday. Taking the Lord's name in vain before 9 a.m. this morning. Baring false witness. Yeah. |
| 1:59.8 | Coveting? Coveting my neighbor's oil, maybe. I mean, I wasn't even going |
| 2:03.5 | to do a bonus episode today. I was just going to eat my catberry egg, which I have very strong |
| 2:10.5 | feelings about catberry. It is delicious. Cadbury eggs are the best. But I was just planning on |
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