Welcome friends to the how-to heretic I'm Uncle Mark I'm Uncle Dan and I'm

Uncle Doug and this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right, leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now.

Never fear.

That's why we were here.

We're your audio uncles! And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields.

We're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all, you only get one that we know of,

so you better make the most of it.

Rong, Rong! Hey guys. Well, hi! How's it going? How's it going? Oh, super good. Hey, great news. Yeah.

Yeah. Episode 95 95 hot and fresh. Holy shit.

Episode 95.

Some loving from the oven brought to us by the yarn barn.

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All, every time we record, all we're doing is knitting yeah

we're not even paying attention we don't even know what you guys are saying because I'm

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knitting get in the way of a good

to talk about, I'm going to talk about a colony where you could find some dignity.

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