This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

I think we must be the only program that reads out every single text and email.

I don't think anybody else actually gets around to it.

We work our way through them.

We've learnt how to do it, ladies and gentlemen.

As usual, the spike is there

and it will remain there. I had a quick check the other day just to remind myself of how far away

the nearest radio station is to us and it's miles away. Seriously, we could have grown a beard

in the time. First celebrity on the programme for today after the hilarity that we had with the Strictly Come Dancing Programme and the fact that they put Peter, loves his kids, Andre, on there.

Yes, the most talented man, mysterious girl, and Peter's little programs on the television, none of which appear to rate.

And he can't get his records in the charts, but he's decided to go on tour again, rather unwisely.

I think what the agent's thinking is that because it didn't do too well last time round,

if he's on the television, it might encourage people to go and see him.

Can't imagine why. You won't know any of his music at all.

Michelle Keegan, we don't really know what she does, actually.

In fact, we don't think she does anything at all. I think she's just been a holiday for about the umteenth time.

I was hoping that she was going to move to America and take her husband with her.

But she was out in Spain for the launch of her husband's, I think her husband's cousin's restaurant.

Elliot Wright's new restaurant.

And he was the nasty one in Tower.

He really was a nasty bit of work.

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