What Would Have Happened if Bob (the Minion) Didn’t Abdicate the Throne?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Those little rascals got Excalibur and now they’re gonna goof it up! It’s alternate history time as Lizzy gets arsed from the throne back in the 60s and the royal throne is sat upon by the impeccable posterior of Bob the minion. Will this lead to another Civil War? Will they try and marry off King Bob? What does it mean when the King of England wants to serve the most evil person in the world? Will Australia finally become a republic? Or will we love our new freak king whose arse is out about 60% of the time? Either way it’s nice to know we don’t have an incest king ruling over the commonwealth and that whole incest family are no longer taxpayer supported. No gods, no masters, abolish the monarchy, all hail king Bob.

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0:42.0	Hey everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joel.
0:45.0	I'm Jackson. I'm also Joel.
0:46.0	And this is the podcast where we ask the important questions like,
0:49.0	what would have happened if Bob didn't advocate the throne?
0:54.0	Advocate. Advocate? Advocate.
0:58.0	I said, no, I would say Advocate. He advocates for the throne.
1:02.0	Loves the royals. Does become kings over it all.
1:05.0	And obviously like who the fuck is Bob? We mean Bob Dominion.
1:09.0	We mean everyone knows Bob.
1:12.0	Which Bob do we mean? Bob.
1:23.0	If you don't know somehow, you've been living under a fucking rock.
1:31.0	Yeah.
1:32.0	Okay, in the movie.
1:33.0	You have to be a fucking big rock.
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