Do You Reckon You Could Beat Anakin Skywalker in a Podrace?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

We did it. Five centuries of some of the worst podcasts anyone has ever produced. JD doesn’t think it’s that big a deal but Jackson wanted to celebrate the only way he know how: by watching the Phantom Menace (for maybe the first time) on a bus on his way to work. Now two little slave boys, one human and one foal, have big dreams in their little boy hearts of winning the biggest podrace this side of the Rim. It’s the eve of Boonta and Joel and Horse Joel must do their best to get out from under the oppressive ownership of a sick rock, convince the galaxies best known fry cook to sponsor them and acquire a podracer of their own by any means necessary. It’s the racing event of the season as rumour has it one team has an unlikely power source that may result in the best day podracing has ever seen.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, wait, don't skip this, you fucks, I know you want to skip this ad, don't skip it.
0:05.0	You like this podcast? Yeah, me and Zammett are funny, you're a fan of this?
0:09.0	Well, how about you listen to another podcast we do? The Indie is for nerds.
0:13.0	It's a Dungeons & Dragons real-play podcast where we play The Indie.
0:17.0	It's good as hell, it's also funny as hell, and you don't need to know shit about The Indie to enjoy it.
0:22.0	Give it a listen, I reckon, you can find The Indie is for nerds by searching for it
0:26.0	on Apple Podcasts Spotify or wherever you get your pods.
0:56.0	Book your train journey via avantiwesscoast.co.uk and we'll take you there.
1:01.0	Avantiwesscoast, feel good, travel.
1:12.0	You're listening to The Sandspans Network.
1:16.0	Hey everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star.
1:20.0	If you look at the number next to today's episode, you realize it's a big one,
1:23.0	but I don't think it's important. I'm Joel. I'm Jackson. I'm also Joel.
1:26.0	It's pretty important. It's pretty important, 5 Indie.
1:29.0	Yeah. Oh, yes.
1:32.0	Name one good thing that's got the 500.
1:35.0	Exactly. And this is the podcast where we are.
1:38.0	You're lucky you could beat Anakin Skywalker in a pod race.
1:41.0	Okay, I guess we'll...
1:42.0	That fucked my question.
1:43.0	Let's do that one instead.
1:45.0	Happy 500.
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