What Would Happen to You in the Mad Max Wasteland?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

It’s the end of the world as we know it, but we’re just lowly and loathed podcasters so what’s a boy to do to make themselves invaluable? Having no discernible talents but wanting to be witnessed, the boys set themselves the herculean task of surviving the Mad Max Wasteland. Jackson wants to be the only man alive that remembers Joey, huffing DVD cleaner to become the Situation Man. Zammit as Softhands the Shaftless remembers a career choice that is leaps and bounds more valuable than a podcaster but requires a copious amount of Mother’s Milk and a pre-emptive eunuching. And finally Joel Duscher aka Mr Speaks reckons his time dealing with absolute morons on a day to day basis (his two co-hosts) put him in the perfect position to bridge the language barrier between the warlords and the warboys. Oh what a day, what a lovely day to thread that needle of being invaluable enough to survive the wastelands, but not too invaluable that you become a target by other warlords.

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1:20.0	You're listening to the Sans Pants Network. Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star.
1:24.7	I'm Joel.
1:25.7	I'm not so Joe.
1:26.7	Plumbing the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast and ask the most important
1:30.9	questions.
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