What would happen if the Earth were flat?
Moment Of Um
Lemonada Media
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🗓️ 27 October 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | From the brains behind brains on, this is the Moment of Um. |
| 0:05.0 | Um. |
| 0:17.8 | Moment of Um comes to you from APM Studios. I'm The Sun. |
| 0:21.7 | And I'm leading planetary choir practice. |
| 0:26.6 | Um. |
| 0:28.6 | Okay, everyone. |
| 0:30.3 | Let's run through some warm-ups first. |
| 0:33.2 | Lip trills. |
| 0:39.1 | Deep breath in, and then sigh it out. |
| 0:47.0 | Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, ma. |
| 0:50.1 | Ma, ma, ma, la la la la la la la la la la. |
| 0:56.1 | Wonderful. Wonderful. |
| 0:56.9 | Okay, let's start with our first piece, |
| 0:59.7 | Heart of the Total Eclipse. |
| 1:02.9 | Jupiter, you've got the baseline, of course. |
| 1:05.7 | Saturn, Mars, Venus, your tenor. |
| 1:08.3 | Mercury and Uranus. |
| 1:10.3 | You'll be on the alto line. And Earth and Neptune, your tenor, Mercury and Uranus, you'll be on the alto line, and Earth and Neptune, you're taking |
| 1:15.2 | the soprano part. Ready? One and a two and... Turn on a road. Wait, wait, excuse me, Earth, |
| 1:26.6 | I think you're a little bit flat. What? No, no, no. I mean, your harmony is a little flat. I'm sorry, I know you're sensitive about your shape. Yes, I know what some people say, but don't worry. You're looking delightfully spherical as always. Actually, I don't know what |
| 1:47.9 | would happen if your shape were flat. Hi, my name is Yosmina, and I'm from Wayne, New Jersey. |
| 1:53.9 | My question is, what would happen if the world is flat? It would be very strange and mostly bad. |
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