Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio.

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via the Absolute Radio website. I love the way you elongate our. Well, it is our show, but when

I say hour, I speak for everyone listening as well. What? Do you see? They're all learning it now. Well, yeah. I mean, they're not getting any money out of it. But you know what

I mean? I feel they have a certain ownership. They're not the only ones.

Let's be honest. People don't come to radio for the morning. To laugh.

Telling me. So I am, I came into the show this morning. I was picked up by a... There was just a big, like a truck outside my house. It was an eight-seem. You brought him by a truck? It was an eight-seater. Oh, nice. I don't know what you'd call it. What we would call the minibus, do they still call it that? You can if you want, yeah. People carrier, that's another word that people use. So there was like... MPV, multiple-person vehicle, I think. Were you on an episode of a coach trip without realising it? Well, if I was, no one else was on it. That was just me on the back. I felt like Ian Lavender going to a Dad's Army reunion.

It was just weird,

be the only one in the back.

I love what I call a boy's own bus.

Yeah, I mean, it was spacious.

I sneezed at one point, and the driver

went, bless you, and I forgot

he was here, so far away. Voice came from, anyway. That was an exciting time. Did you not ask him what it was? What kind of car? No. Why would I ask him that? Because you got in it thinking, I've never been in one of these before. So surely you say, what kind of cars this, mate?

Well, I thought you know you say that because you're Alan Partridge.

Yeah, I think I am, yeah.

No, I wouldn't say that.

I thought we might be picking up other people on the way.

Did you think...

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