What Were They Thinking?! | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 7 September 2024
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Thinking is hard for some people :(
0:00 Intro
1:00 I didn't tell my boss about his boogers https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/13osq12/aita_for_not_telling_my_boss_about_his_boogers/
7:55 I want to sleep in comfy pajamas at my bf's house https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/cymhuf/comment/eyswbfn/
18:58 I wore a white dress to my friend's wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/vc66vm/aita_for_wearing_a_white_dress_to_my_friends/
35:08 I refuse to lie about my job to impress gf's parents https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1duatoz/aita_for_refusing_to_lie_about_my_job_to_impress/
45:23 I invited a clown to my wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1byz783/aita_for_inviting_a_clown_to_my_wedding_and/
56:55 I got my roommate to hook up with my ex to get my mug back https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/byc900/aita_for_getting_my_roommate_to_hook_up_with_my/
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane. And today it's the classic Am I the Asshole posts that we all love and hate. I am joined by Olivia and Amanda. Hello. Hello. Hi. How are you both doing? Fantastic. I'm doing really good. We're hungry. I'm hungry. We just keep talking about food. Yeah. It's a mistake. It's early. It's early in the morning right now. Yes, it is. But you are just glowing. Yeah, you are glowing. You are glowing. Thank you. Did you get sun? I actually, uh, I got sun last week. But you know what I did try this morning? I plunged |
| 0:37.5 | my face in like a bowl of ice water. It wasn't like super cold but it was like a little bit. Oh that's good that's so good for you. That's so good for you. Because it's good for your nervous system, right? It's good for your nervous system. I just did it to kind of wake up and I was like, all right. Whoa. Wow. Anyways Are we ready for some stories? |
| 0:56.7 | Yes. |
| 0:57.5 | Here we go. Wow. Anyways, are we ready for some stories? |
| 0:56.8 | Yes. |
| 0:57.6 | Here we go. |
| 0:58.4 | Our first story from Am I the Asshole. |
| 1:01.0 | Am I the Asshole for not telling my boss about his boogers every day? |
| 1:08.0 | Boogers? |
| 1:09.4 | About his boogers. |
| 1:10.6 | Oh, boy. This is so asinine, but here we are. My boss and I have client-facing positions, so we talk to people face-to-face every day. My boss is also 6-4 and I'm 5-5, so I'm constantly looking up to talk to him. I'm not sure if it's because of the allergies or what, but every single day he has boogers in his nose that are clearly visible. And every single day I tell him, you have boogers in your nose. I try to tell him before he sees anyone else because no one wants that embarrassing situation. This has been going on for weeks, every single day without fail. This is where I may be the asshole. I decided to stop telling him. He's a grown man |
| 1:45.0 | in his 30s, and I started to feel like his mom having to tell him to blow his freaking nose every once in a while. He's aware this happens every day. It's not new. I feel like he needs to start taking preventative measures or at least look in a mirror at some point. On Friday, I didn't tell him and he had a meeting, Apparently the other person, he knows personally, jokingly handed him a tissue and didn't |
| 2:04.1 | make a big deal out of it, but he was super upset with me for not giving him a heads up. |
| 2:08.9 | Like I said, I get it. |
| 2:10.1 | It's an embarrassing thing that happened, but my job description does not include check boss |
| 2:14.6 | nose every day for bears in the cave. |
| 2:17.4 | I was venting to my spouse who told me he can see where it would get annoying. include check boss knows every day for bears in the cave. Oh. |
| 2:17.5 | I was venting to my spouse who told me he can see where it would get annoying, but I needed |
| 2:22.4 | to be a decent person and let him know. |
| 2:24.5 | I have been for weeks, but at what point is the booger havers responsibility to handle |
| 2:29.1 | their own hygiene? |
| 2:30.1 | Edit to add, my boss wasn't checking the last few days because since you stopped telling me, I figured I didn't have them anymore. Which makes no sense. He obviously never checked. Why is he putting that all on the other person? I guess to a certain degree of like, this guy should be a little more self-conscious. And it's bats in the cave. It's bats in the cave. I was like bears in the cave. Yeah, it's bats in the cave. What are we saying? |
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