Hello,

Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

My name is Taylor Rockwell, and it's time to talk about currently my favorite league to watch,

and I do not mean that.

Ironically, it's Major League Soccer.

This weekend, we saw outright beatdowns last gasp goals.

Atlanta United actually looking like a competent attacking team?

The Union continuing to look anything.

But the onset of what I'm calling this season effective disorder for the entire state of Ohio and so much more.

Here with me to make sense of it all.

Plus try to sort through the wake of Oscar Pereja's sacking in Orlando are Phoenix Rising's greatest color commentator of at least

the last couple years. It's Joe Lowry. Hello, Joe. One of one, baby. Let's go. I like to keep the pools that I'm in small so that it's easy to sort of float to the top. I actually can't float. There's a fun fact. It's not even that fun of a fact. It's kind of dull. Never figured it out, you know? Doesn't... I think it's fake.

I think everybody else has balloons somehow that they've inhaled.

I don't know. It doesn't make sense to me.

Joe's pool is a kiddie pool and he... Never figured it out, you know? Doesn't, I think it's fake. I think everybody else has balloons somehow that they've inhaled.

I don't know.

Doesn't make sense to me.

Joe's pool is a kiddie pool, and he takes up all the space because he's the best. You did, did you do a Phoenix game this weekend? Yes. Yeah, Phoenix and Orange County drew 1-1. Phoenix had a player send off right before halftime. then Orange County had a player sent off in the second half

and only then did Phoenix Rising concede

once the game had been back to 10,

which I thought was very generous of them, frankly,

like very... right before halftime. Then Orange County had a player sent off in the second half, and only then did Phoenix Rising concede once the game had been back to 10,

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