0:00.0	If you were a door to door salesman, what would you sell?
0:02.0	That's a fuck.
0:07.0	If I was a door to door salesman, what would I sell?
0:12.0	PENS. Yeah. door to door salesman what would I sell pens.
0:13.4	Yeah.
0:14.4	Well am I am I a corny 13 year old kid you're being asked this or am I me now?
0:20.4	I don't know if he specified that.
0:25.0	Let's go with you now.
0:27.0	Okay.
0:28.0	You want the PG version, that's what you're saying.
0:31.0	I gave you a choose your own adventure. I think now. Well I remember specifically I had a door
0:41.5	door salesman come and try and sell cleaner to my parents.
0:45.0	It got all the way to the point where guys like,
0:48.0	you got any blemishes on your concrete.
0:51.0	Apparently my parents were like, oh yeah, they were doing, I don't know. They like
0:56.7	he ended up on the back patio of the house and scrubbed and scrubbed. It was actually kind of smart because it was like, oh, I'm not really
1:07.2	buying it. I'm not really, I don't think it really works. Let's try it over on this one over here,
1:11.7	I just have it scrub and get out of the
1:13.8	chef clean.
1:14.8	Free cleaning. No, I think we're good.
1:16.8	After it cleansed. Get out of our house.
1:19.4	So I wouldn't want to be selling cleaning products.
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