0:00.0	If you were a carnie, what job would you want at the fair?
0:03.0	I mean, whatever one I can talk to most shit to people.
0:07.0	You got, then it would have to be a game.
0:09.0	Like it could be...
0:10.0	Yeah, I'm a game guy, I think.
0:11.0	It also would be fun to like guess the weight mmm isn't there
0:16.4	one that like not anymore but yes back in the day yeah is like Tyler you way
0:21.1	two oh five and then they step on if it's like within a certain amount you don't
0:26.2	win if you do. Be like Ryan, probably buck 15.
0:38.0	Yeah, then you just get called into the
0:46.0	Carnival management office. You gotta start trying. This isn't a bit. I know you think it's funny to say that the fat person is 800 pounds but we're losing money on this game.
0:51.1	Make it feel good when they leave.
0:55.0	I would want to be like the ride operator.
0:59.0	I've seen a guy that his whole deal is that's the tower that drops and he'll sit there and he'll be like all right
1:05.1	three two and you'll press it at two and scare the shit out of people.
1:08.8	We're like, guy, hold on one second I gotta,
1:11.1	oh wait wait, I forgot to your seat
1:13.8	hits the button and then they all lose their shit it's a good winner.
1:17.0	Keep your hands inside at all times no cell phones, wallets, purses, have a good time.
1:27.0	Something like that.
1:28.0	Yeah, I'd either want to be that guy or the dude selling the crazy knives.
1:35.0	They're selling knives at all. At fairs?
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