So Connie, there I was, on the planet far, far away.

Really, Trevor?

Ground was so soft, so squishy.

Must have been zero gravity.

Maybe you were just on a memory foam mattress.

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After the national championship game, ladies and gentlemen, buck nutters everywhere, your,

let's scroll right across the ticker there, your Buckeyes are national champions.

Congratulations to all of you who stuck it out in fitting fashion, it wasn't easy down the stretch.

There was a time when it looked like they would coast, but it was hairy down the stretch.

I guess that's how it had to be for this season, but Ohio State has completed the mission.

Once again, this is what we learned live.

I am not Dave Biddle.

Dave Biddle has probably got confetti in his hair.

I see now as it comes down.

I am getting the show started for Dave,

and then Dave will take over.

But it's an absolute glorious, glorious day.

The national champs, the rational observers, all of us.

Holy cow.

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