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Too Scary; Didn't Watch

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS with Reza Farazmand

Too Scary; Didn't Watch

Headgum

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Comedy

4.61.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Put on your finest furs and top-hats and join us at the Unholy Masquerade because this week we are recapping the 2014 mockumentary, What We Do in the Shadows! Joining us to discuss this delightful film is the creator of the (equally delightful) comics...

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0:00.0

This is Emily, Henley, and Sammy, and you're listening to Two Scary, Did It Watch.

0:16.3

Hi everyone, welcome to Two Scary, didn't watch the horror movie recap podcast for those

0:20.4

two scared to watch for themselves. I'm Emily and I am two scared to watch scary movies.

0:25.1

I'm Sammy and I like watching scary movies and I'd almost got confused and was gonna say

0:31.4

I'm also too scared because normally Henley would be second. She would be saying that right now.

0:36.2

We can hear it like the phantom voice of hers in our heads. She's not here this week.

0:43.6

She is not here this week. We miss her a lot. She'll be back. She's with us in spirit.

0:48.9

For now, did anything scary happen to you this week?

0:53.1

You know, Emily, something scary did happen to me this week. Oh my gosh, I hate to hear it.

0:57.5

Something actually scary. It was actually scary. And that is that I had to take my cat to the

1:03.4

emergency vet. He had been kind of dry heaving and seeming like he was choking for a couple days

1:12.0

and normally you're supposed to take him in right away when that happens. But

1:16.3

no, with cats sometimes they're weird, you know, and they go through little spells and

1:20.5

yes, look, you're not a billionaire. How could you possibly take your cat and every time they

1:24.8

freaking sneeze? Exactly. I'm waiting until it's really urgent and my indication of that was when

1:31.6

he stopped eating, which is usually a big red flag and especially for my bunk. He's a big boy.

1:37.6

He loves it. He loves it. It's his favorite favorite time of day every single day. So

1:43.8

yeah, so I took him to the emergency vet and poor little guy had to get X-rays and blood work

1:51.4

and they sedated him and like looked in his throat to see if anything was in there. And

1:57.8

it was he's fine. He's totally fine. It was very expensive. Yeah, I love to spend a lot of money

2:03.4

just to be told. Well, you know, it'll be fine. Yeah, just keep looking. Keep lying. Yeah, okay.

2:09.9

But you know, I'm happy that I took him because I was worried and it was, you know, worth it for

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