I had a Tina Belcher ass my whole fucking life. It was just like a convex board. And it is not as

convex. No, it is not. And I want people to know. You need them to know. Nice right and tight.

Yeah, there you go. Pop it a little. Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me, your favorite.

Everybody knows me who cares about me.

On to the guest.

Today we have an all-star, one of my faves ever to exist in the history of time, always, the one, the only.

JVN.

I'm here.

I think we have to start off with the elephant in the room that everyone wants to know right away. Right. Do your people know who made these boots or what are these boots? They are the cutest boots. I'm obsessed with them. I think they're Dolce Vita. Yes, they are. They are so fucking cute. And they are so good on your ankle. Like, Right. I'm just very passionate about like a pant to shoe transition. Oh my God. T. And the pant tissue transition that you're giving us right now. Like I also notoriously have like very dead unreactive nipples and it's making them kind of like tingle. Because it's so good. I'm honored. I'm honored my Dolce Vita boots could do that for you

and eat ankles. I think that's wonderful. I don't know if that was TMI right at the top. No, it's a beautiful thing. And honestly, you know what's funny? I got these in PR and like probably two years ago. They're probably one of my most worn boots. Look at how good they held up. I know and I love a pointy toe underneath the gene.

And so many

you say that about the boot transition

because that's also why I like these but they held up. I know and I love a pointy toe underneath the gene.

And so when you say that about the boot transition because that's also why I like these because they go up a little high.

So it looks a little, you know, a little peek-boot.

Pointed toes make my bunions hurt so bad.

And in my advanced age, I can't even do pointed toes anymore.

Really?

No, I can feel my, I can feel my feet pounding in my ears and my third eye, and I get grouchy, and I just can't do it anymore. So I just, I can't do pointed toes. Honestly, that's so real. When I wear uncomfortable shoes, like, literally, I was joking about this with my sister. Like, when my feet hurt, I'm on a clock.

Like, if I'm at an event and my feet hurt, like, it's about a 30 minute window before I start turning terrible because my feet hurt so bad.

I'm not kidding you.

Sometimes I wonder if Rolling Stone was because I didn't know that about myself yet.

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