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Am I the Genius?

What was your “HAHA I'M IN DANGER” Moment

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6766 Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2023

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

What was your...

0:01.0

Ha ha!

0:02.0

I'm in danger!

0:03.0

Moment.

0:04.0

So I was walking to my school, and there's this little street with two lanes that leads

0:08.6

onto the highway that you need to pass to get to my school.

0:11.8

I usually wait till everyone has passed since no one respects the yield, but that day the guy

0:17.0

in the right lane actually yielded, which was awesome.

0:20.0

So I made my way across. Suddenly, as I passed through the right lane actually yielded, which was awesome. So I made my way across.

0:22.0

Suddenly, as I passed through the right lane and entered the left lane,

0:25.7

before my mind could process anything, my body just straight up stopped moving.

0:31.6

I was briefly confused before I felt two cars barely grazed both my front and backside.

0:39.2

Apparently the guy in the right started driving again as soon as I was out of his lane and at the same time a guy behind him was being

0:44.6

impatient and jumped to the left lane without stopping for me. So they both passed me at the same time

0:50.9

while I survived by being frozen in the minor gap between the two.

0:56.1

Honestly, my subconscious is the only reason I'm alive today.

1:00.8

Something very similar happened to me in high school. I was walking home from school

1:05.6

down a very busy street. I was approaching an intersection, but I stopped a few feet from

1:10.7

the edge and just froze behind the light pole. At that moment, I was approaching an intersection, but I stopped a few feet from the edge and just

1:11.9

froze behind the light pole. At that moment, a car runs a red light, hits the back of a car

1:18.0

and sends it spinning towards me. The car also clipped a motorcycle, sending it flying 40 feet in the air.

1:24.4

The car ends up one foot away from the light pole. I am behind, stopping in the area

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