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Am I the Genius?

What was the WORST TIME you WALKED IN on someone?

Am I the Genius?

amithejerk.com

Education, Self-improvement

4.6765 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2023

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

What was the worst time you walked in on someone?

0:02.9

I was living with my grandparents when I was about 19 years old, and I came home early one day

0:09.1

from work.

0:09.9

I walked into the bathroom and saw my grandfather, who was like 80 at the time, butt naked,

0:15.6

staring at himself in the mirror.

0:17.4

He was smiling and shaking around his slong.

0:20.6

After we both made eye contact, we

0:22.6

both said, oh crap, and just turned around. I'll never forget that image in my head as long as I live.

0:30.2

Traumatizing, but not that bad. When I was eight, I walked in on my dad banging my mom's best

0:35.0

friend in my bed. She was babysitting and he was supposed to be at work.

0:38.8

They were loud and I went to see what the noise was. My dad screamed at me to go away so I got

0:43.7

out of there without actually seeing them. I told my mom when she got home and she ended up spending

0:48.2

the night in jail for breaking her best friend's nose. When she got home, she beat the crap out

0:52.9

of my dad with a baseball bat.

0:55.0

Wasn't the first or last time he cheated on her either.

0:57.7

I got an awesome new Princess Jasmine bedding set out of it, though.

1:01.1

I just want to go on record that infidelity and abuse are a big no-no and this kind of

1:05.2

behavior really messed me up mentally growing up.

1:07.7

OPS for the worst, so I gave it and tried to be entertaining about it.

1:11.6

And yes, the sheets were to replace the ones my dad banged on. I still stand by my statement that

1:16.6

Princess Jasmine is awesome. Well, that's a two for right there. First you walk in on your

1:20.8

father cheating on your mother and then the spousal abuse. Oh, that's pretty bad. I live in a two-bedroom

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