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🗓️ 28 October 2023
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0:00.0 | What was the worst time you walked in on someone? |
0:02.9 | I was living with my grandparents when I was about 19 years old, and I came home early one day |
0:09.1 | from work. |
0:09.9 | I walked into the bathroom and saw my grandfather, who was like 80 at the time, butt naked, |
0:15.6 | staring at himself in the mirror. |
0:17.4 | He was smiling and shaking around his slong. |
0:20.6 | After we both made eye contact, we |
0:22.6 | both said, oh crap, and just turned around. I'll never forget that image in my head as long as I live. |
0:30.2 | Traumatizing, but not that bad. When I was eight, I walked in on my dad banging my mom's best |
0:35.0 | friend in my bed. She was babysitting and he was supposed to be at work. |
0:38.8 | They were loud and I went to see what the noise was. My dad screamed at me to go away so I got |
0:43.7 | out of there without actually seeing them. I told my mom when she got home and she ended up spending |
0:48.2 | the night in jail for breaking her best friend's nose. When she got home, she beat the crap out |
0:52.9 | of my dad with a baseball bat. |
0:55.0 | Wasn't the first or last time he cheated on her either. |
0:57.7 | I got an awesome new Princess Jasmine bedding set out of it, though. |
1:01.1 | I just want to go on record that infidelity and abuse are a big no-no and this kind of |
1:05.2 | behavior really messed me up mentally growing up. |
1:07.7 | OPS for the worst, so I gave it and tried to be entertaining about it. |
1:11.6 | And yes, the sheets were to replace the ones my dad banged on. I still stand by my statement that |
1:16.6 | Princess Jasmine is awesome. Well, that's a two for right there. First you walk in on your |
1:20.8 | father cheating on your mother and then the spousal abuse. Oh, that's pretty bad. I live in a two-bedroom |
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