What is the most inoffensive thing you've seen someone get offended by?

My seven-month-old was wearing a shirt that had a rocket ship and the NASA logo, and some

middle-aged woman in the shop said, he shouldn't be wearing that because he's clearly not an astronaut.

I was dumbfounded.

I still remember in kindergarten when my friend and I were reading all the colors out loud on one of those Crayola superpacks,

I straight up got yelled at and sent to the principal's office for saying, quote,

Orange Pazazazaz because the teacher said I called someone a P-butt, not censored,

and would not listen,

despite having the crayon as evidence.

After a 30-minute scolding and waiting for my mom to leave work to pick me up for my suspension,

she came in all apologetic.

When I explained to her the whole situation, not the school's side, Ma went ape.

I heard her say crap once.

That's the only swear I ever heard from her, and we had just been rear-ended in traffic.

How about coming?

Can he say come-

Because you're all being-combed right now.

This is fucking ridiculous.

And just went off while I'm sitting there all surprised and the principal is just

red a. F.

I got unsuspended on the spot, but she pulled me out of school for the day anyway.

We had a lovely day and she explained very well how I shouldn't swear like that unless

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