What Was The Most GENIUS Criminal Move That HOODWINKED Everyone?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 30 January 2026
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| 0:00.0 | What was the most genius criminal move that hoodwinked everyone? |
| 0:05.0 | Guy found out that when a gas station lost its satellite connection, |
| 0:09.0 | it automatically accepted all credit cards and would presumably process them later. |
| 0:13.0 | So he climbed on the roof and covered the dish with foil to force it to lose connection, |
| 0:17.0 | and then made charges on a card that was cancelled. An old co-worker told me that for a while a Mexican chain, let's call it Aristotle? |
| 0:25.6 | Aristotely? I guess that worked better written down than said out loud. |
| 0:29.6 | Nearby us had this weird thing where it wouldn't decline certain credit cards right away. |
| 0:34.6 | By the time the message returned that it was declined, they'd already be |
| 0:37.7 | out with their food. They used to use empty credit card gift cards to get food all the time. |
| 0:42.5 | Huh. About 20-ish years ago, my dad used to own this company, and one of his employees died in a car |
| 0:48.7 | accident. In the next few days, my dad received the work logs and books that this guy kept with him. |
| 0:53.6 | And that's when he realized this guy was doing offline transactions, what they had to do when a client needed |
| 0:59.0 | something after hours. I'm not exactly sure how it worked, it was something to do with the physical |
| 1:03.4 | receipt layout, but he'd overcharge X amount for the item, get to work and input Y amount paid, |
| 1:09.4 | and have the correct receipt and pocket the difference. |
| 1:11.9 | He'd been doing this for years, and my dad didn't even realize. He was never actually caught. |
| 1:16.9 | My dad decided to not say anything to the family. Receit doubling. Very common in restaurants that |
| 1:21.9 | had paper orders, too. I liked Anthony Cushio's story about an armored truck robber who covered his tracks by first |
| 1:29.1 | placing a Craigslist ad to get a bunch of suspects to show up to an imaginary construction job |
| 1:34.1 | near the scene of the crime dressed like him, like yellow vest, safety goggles, blue shirt, |
| 1:38.9 | respirator mask, and work boots. Cushio's undoing would come a month later when a homeless man reported to the |
| 1:44.8 | police that several weeks before the robbery, he had seen a man drive up to the Bank of America |
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