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🗓️ 8 October 2025
⏱️ 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And now it's time for Who Smarted? |
| 0:05.1 | Pts! |
| 0:05.7 | Hey Smarty Pants, that sound you're hearing is a money-counting machine, because right now I'm at the bank. |
| 0:14.8 | All righty, your checks have been deposited to your savings account, and here's the cash you wanted from your checking account. |
| 0:21.5 | $20, $60, $60, $100. |
| 0:25.2 | There you go. |
| 0:26.2 | Will there be anything else, Mr. Nader? |
| 0:28.3 | Oh, please, Bernard. |
| 0:29.6 | Call me trusty. |
| 0:30.7 | I think that'll be all for today. |
| 0:32.6 | The hundred bucks are to donate to the local animal shelter. |
| 0:35.8 | How generous. |
| 0:37.0 | Ooh, but I will help myself to one of those colorful bank lollipops. |
| 0:40.3 | Take a few. |
| 0:43.3 | Maybe the adoption dogs will want some. |
| 0:45.3 | Thanks, Bank teller Bernard. |
| 0:47.3 | You know, I gotta say, banking seems like a pretty fun job. |
| 0:50.3 | Between the money counter, the stamper, the giant vault, and all the amazing |
| 0:57.8 | customers. Uh, where do I deposit $72 in nickels? It sure is, trusty. Well, these days |
| 1:05.9 | anyway, thanks to lollipops and the FDIC. Uh, the what now? The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation. |
| 1:13.1 | Oh, right. Of course. |
| 1:15.2 | Um, what is that again? |
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