Austin T. Got this girl over here. No, she's not. So I have to say it. What up, son? How you doing?

Still used to the wife being over there. Oh, people, but I got to do everything myself now.

Actually, I'm not doing a damn thing by myself. I'm not doing anything around here. Actually,

I'm Cory Coleman. You know me, but I tell you, I would not be here right now. I wouldn't be doing a damn thing with my life at this

moment if it weren't for this man over here. You know why? Because this show you're watching

right now, he gave it a name. And you cannot have a show without a name. I dare to try. Many have

tried. All have failed. So therefore, let me go ahead and thank this man who has made my life a success

in a way.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome.

Let me stand back, put my arms out for Mr.

Oh, I've got to have one arm, not going to press the button.

Arms please.

Oh! Roller-cosa stupidity.

Yes, yes.

Got them dump dips going on.

How you doing that?

What's up?

Oh, nothing, nothing.

Right when I called your name, that damn dog was scratching out the door.

How you doing, man?

I'm doing good, man.

And I want to give a special shout out to everybody who is here at Austin's favorite podcast,

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