Hello Brad, welcome to the men's room.

Ola!

Oha!

So I guess happy Hump Day would be a good thing to start off this one with.

Yes, it is, very appropriate.

We're unintentionally brilliant.

So I was like, thank you.

So anyway, I was like 21 and I was with this girl and she had a kid and we go there and of course I brought over Arbor Miss Finest that set the mood and everything and we get into it finally finally kid goes to bed.

He's like five.

We're in a room.

The bed is facing so if you're laying in the bed normal with your head and the pillow.

The door if you were to sit up right you're looking at the door to the room.

So she is on top of me and we're doing that thing and I hear something. I hear a door. I'm thinking that's weird and I didn't take too much of it and I look again because I hear something and her little five-year-old kid is sitting there just staring at me.

Mom has no idea what's going on because she's facing the other way while she's on top and yeah that was

that was just the biggest wet noodle top-rauman moment my life.

It was instant noodles to a whole new level.

Did he have questions?

No, no, no, no.

I mean I had a lot of questions.

Actually, I don't know if I did, but the kid would just, I had a lot of questions actually I don't know if I did but the kid was I had questions for her I was like are you going to put him to bed

Are you gonna keep going or you should probably get off and go take your yeah, you gotta go deal with the kid

Yeah, dad I go deal with the kid. Dad, I need you like.

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