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Duck Call Room

What Uncle Si Really Thinks About Conspiracy Theories

Duck Call Room

Si Robertson & Justin Martin

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

55.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Si and the boys dive into your wildest conspiracy theories, including what the pyramids really are, the flat earth theory, and one about Donald Trump's uncle, lizard people, a time machine, and Queen Elizabeth. But first, Godwin stars in the coolest fan art ever. (Thanks, Mickey!) John-David has never been more embarrassed in his life. Martin says the ivory-billed woodpecker is extinct, but Si's not so sure. Godwin and John-David ponder words in the English language that make you go "hmm." And Si offers up his ruling on another unexpected food combo: Oreos and salsa. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

0:02.0

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

0:04.0

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

0:06.0

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

0:08.0

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

0:10.0

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

0:12.0

Welcome back.

0:14.0

Oh, we are going.

0:16.0

We are. We are. We are live.

0:18.0

We are live.

0:20.0

I'm going to turn my head around.

0:22.0

Because I feel ridiculous looking at myself on that monitor.

0:24.0

You're not a backwards hat kind of guy.

0:26.0

You ain't a rapper.

0:28.0

Turned out about it. I have got a head.

0:30.0

I've got a head.

0:32.0

I've got a pretty big head.

0:34.0

My dad, you scummy.

0:36.0

Watermelon head.

0:38.0

Watermelon head.

0:40.0

Jog head.

0:42.0

Horset head.

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