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Duck Call Room

What Uncle Si Did for His Baby Sister Is the Absolute Sweetest!

Duck Call Room

Tread Lively

Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.95.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Uncle Si drops jaws with his confession about his little sister. Si also reveals himself to be a man of limited tolerance for strong smells, especially those created by children. Martin and John-David don’t let him off the hook that easily, though. Godwin asks a question that divides the room. There’s a short list of things Si can’t do well, and he knows exactly why God refused him one particular gift. A weird regional recipe gets panned by all the boys, and John-David’s traumatic experience with rancid mayo has the boys losing their minds and almost their breakfasts. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:07.6

John Dave has been here since 730.

0:10.5

You made it here earlier today than anytime you ever worked here.

0:14.3

I dropped my kids off at school and I was like, well, I can drive home and sit down and then

0:19.5

stand back up and come back here. Oh, just come on. Do you get away?

0:23.4

Downed manners. So then I went and I started pressing buttons on the door,

0:27.0

couldn't remember the code. Then the door was locked and I was like, do I still have a key?

0:31.6

Yes, I do. So I got in. I've been hanging out in the dark.

0:35.2

And I refreshed him on every code we had. So he was able to get in.

0:38.4

I was in. No police involved. Yeah, there you go. But here I am.

0:44.4

I didn't find it funny that 720 year texted me for getting in here like,

0:49.6

I don't know nothing to do. That never happened. Even when you took kids to school when you

0:53.8

worked here, you were still never here at 730. Well, yeah, I worked and start till 9.

0:57.8

Yeah. I'm doing my own thing. Yeah. I guess maybe you showed up for Big Soccer matches or

1:02.5

something. Yeah. I needed somewhere to sit. Yeah. I would show up early.

1:06.8

God, when you getting cremated, you getting buried. Oh, that was a good, that was a,

1:10.7

that was what we did talk about. Really? Really? It is cheaper. Yeah. My man.

1:16.9

All right. Size, doing appearances at crematoriums. Now if that tells you where he's at in life.

1:24.1

I asked, I can ask the guy that owns it. I said, what was this? You just had a sleep this night

1:30.5

and what each, you know, let me invite Uncle Si and put him in a victory column for, you know,

1:38.0

come see him at the crematorium. Marketing 101. No, you're crown. All right.

1:44.2

All right, man. But it was interesting. No, you're customer. Yeah. Yeah. It was interesting.

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