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Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega church.

We are here. Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

Hi, I'm Hallie Labant, and this is Mega. Coming to you from Twin Health Community Church,

where every single week we give our Mega Church a tiny family feel.

Ooh, we introduce you to members of our church staff, people from our community, and I find it to be a treat and a treasure.

And per usual, I'm joined by my co-host. He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax.

Please welcome your friend and mine, Gray Haas. I, Stan Abraham, rock me in the bosom, uh, and give me a hand,

How are you? Raising the roof. Oh, I am so blessed. I'm so ready to be here because today we are doing life together, aren't we?

So this is a very extra special episode where Gray and I get caught up and fill you in.

Just thinking about personal lives?

Yeah, personal lives, what God's doing in the life of our church, the small sea, you know, local church here in Broad Ripple,

Indianapolis, and in the capital letter C, the world church, what God's doing globally.

I always hate it when people say the Catholic Church, meaning like the global church.

And I'm like, guys, the Catholic Church is not the global church. Well, it just breaks

my heart for all these poor sad sacks who were born into Catholicism, you know? It's a heartbreaker

for sure, because they have to sit there through these boring masses with all these costumes and

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