Well, hello, welcome to the Yahoo Fantasy Football Forecast.

I am Andy Barron's coming to you from my usual lair here in Chicago.

He is Scott Pianowski.

He's coming to you from the greater Detroit area.

Scott, hello.

How are you?

Hanging in there, man. Not my usual,

um, you believe in self today. We're having some problems with our new puppy Teddy who's just

become a terror. He's, um, he's biting and chewing and demolishing everything in his path. And

he's already gone through two trainers. We may have a

third trainer coming into the house this week. So he just chewed up and spit out the trainers, huh?

They're quitting on you? He's chewing. He's chewing, spitting out us. So it's, um, it's a sad day because I can

see the, the possibility that we might not be able to tame him and keep him. And, you know, I'm a dog-loving person. So

that's kind of got me a little distracted. Even, in fact, I'll let you behind the curtain here,

dear listener. It even pushed back this podcast 30 minutes. That's how destructive Teddy was this

morning. So it's with a very distracted mind and distracted heart that I come to you this fine Monday afternoon.

Well, you name your dog after Teddy Bridgewater.

These are the problems that you're going to take on.

I thought it was Teddy ballgame, right?

I thought I was getting the Ted Williams, you know.

There goes the greatest hitter that ever lived.

I am actually hosting two visiting dogs myself today.

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