What to do with a Crush...
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Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2024
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to Dr. Ethan's dating corner. In this episode, we give advice on the issues of not asking out your crush, not having clarification on a date, and breaking up with your girlfriend right before a wedding.
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| 0:00.0 | listen yeah you just had a crush it's okay to have a crush sometimes you'll get over the |
| 0:09.5 | crush and you'll always think uh what could have been but take this this is what i would say it's |
| 0:16.6 | anybody who has had a crush and feels like they've missed their opportunity. |
| 0:25.7 | The next time you have a crush, because you will have another one. |
| 0:29.4 | Just do what you wish you would have done this. |
| 0:31.1 | I know it hurts. |
| 0:31.5 | I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
| 0:31.6 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:31.7 | All right. |
| 0:33.9 | All right. |
| 0:36.6 | You came to the right place. ding-dong it's called communication baby |
| 0:41.3 | welcome to the crunch the only podcast that you can find at the club. |
| 0:56.6 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:58.0 | And I'm Patrick, and I don't like the context of that joke. |
| 1:00.9 | Welcome to Dr. Ethan's Dating Corner, a special edition of the Crunch Catholic Podcast, |
| 1:04.8 | where we answer your questions because you're down bad. |
| 1:07.0 | If you have a dating question that you would like to submit to us, |
| 1:09.9 | please go to bit.ly |
| 1:11.3 | slash crunch discord and put it in the dating corner channel and we'll answer it likely on next |
| 1:16.9 | week's episode. You also will probably get answered immediately. Ethan was talking about how on the |
| 1:22.2 | Catholicism subreddit someone posted about how day... Tell me you wouldn't go to the club with me. |
| 2:17.5 | Tell me right on my face. I would go to a club with you. I've been to a club with you. Not one of these clubs. Which club do we go to together? Which club? Did you go clubbing with us in Indianapolis? No, I don't think I did. You didn't? Oh, never mind. I didn't go clubbing with you. Dude, I missed out on the TikTok Riz party of Sikh 2017. It was a musically dance party back then, but yeah. Oh, dude. No, we went to this club called the patron saint. I told you about this. I don't remember. And we left because it was like we, it was very sacrilegious. We, it was like, we went in and the vibe was kind of off. Like they had statues of saints behind the floor and we're like, all right, whatever. That's fine. It's like, it's, that's not inherently bad. When we walked into like the side lounge and we looked up when there was a Ouija board on the ceiling, We were like, let's time to go home. Get out of here. Time to go home. But I got to talk about St. |
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