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What To Do When You're Fat & Bald

Brunch

BRUNCH

Tv & Film

4.5603 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2016

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Listener emails ask for advice surrounding image crises, a third Lil' Bitch of the Week is crowned, 'The Accountant' is reviewed and fantasy football team names are discussed.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You should have seen if Florida Gator eats kid, fits.

0:05.1

Just make your fantasy football name like a tragedy.

0:09.7

A new headline of a tragedy.

0:13.0

I would make my team name, life in prison greater than wife.

0:21.0

My team name next year is going to be like,

0:24.2

plane crash in Mississippi kills one.

0:32.5

Fringe on us for doing so many other heat checks these last few weeks.

0:42.6

We actually missed a pretty important Zach Efron heat check.

0:45.9

Did we really?

0:46.9

Yeah, Zach Efron's dog died at the end of August.

0:50.8

That is not good.

0:52.3

It's not good.

0:53.4

And it's also not good for him because that let us all know that the name of his dog was puppy.

1:00.2

Oh, man.

1:01.4

His dog's name was puppy Ephron.

1:03.4

And he posted like Instagram shit about, like, an Instagram for his dog.

1:10.3

Oh, I don't know.

1:12.3

I hate that move so much.

1:14.6

I think it's a funny move because I love how people react to it.

1:18.2

So one of my friends, and this sucks because if they listen to it,

1:22.5

the people involved in this are completely going to know who I'm talking about,

1:25.6

and this is going to start a few between them, but I don't fucking care. One of my friends' dog has Facebook. And it friended all of us. And I asked one of my friends, like, what do you think about that? And I was like, oh, so you see so-and-so is friending everybody. And he was like, yeah, I didn't accept that shit. And I was like, why? and just like he didn't even mean for it to be a and he was like yeah I didn't accept that shit and I was like why it just like

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