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Thank you for tuning in to another episode of the UMP happy Thursday. I hope the weekend's been treating you well

And today we're gonna talk about what to do when a girl's whole home isn't really responding to your taxes or taking forever

To reply and I have a couple good

Responses to this but really it's about the philosophy and how to avoid just chicks wasting your goddamn times

We're gonna delve into that today told you guys over the last few months that I've been training for a triathlon

Well, I actually did it today. I did my triathlon today

And I did what's called an aqua bike now for those of you who aren't interested at all

In these triathlons just bear with me. Let me flex up a little bit broad

I've been training for the shit for like five months. I think because I was a frickin chicken make nugget with tits

I was so out of shape. I look like a cow standing vertically

When you put a bathing suit on me

I basically look like a potato with the bathing suit on it. Not really true

I'm just joking but cardiovascularly speaking my capillary beds

Weren't really up to speed bro wasn't really that fit when it came to my cardiovascular health

So I've been riding my bike a lot and swimming a lot and I was like yo

Why don't I do a triathlon? Well, the reason I don't want to do a triathlon is because running is hell

And I was like come on man. You tell your listeners all the time demand the fuck up do what's hard?

So I was like all right, let's go for a run

Well, I don't want to get too deep into it

But I went for a mile run and I was frickin decimated bro. It ruined me

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