Hello, it's Liv Bentley here and my podcast, Private Parts, is currently sponsored by British Airways.

Nat, I'm just on my way to our production meeting and should be with you in about 10 minutes.

But while I remember, I need to book a holiday ASAP.

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I can book a return from Heathrow, Gatwick or London City so I can easily get to the studio to record private parts as soon as I land.

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I have Wi-Fi messaging, so we can still chat whilst I'm in the air.

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Swerve past the perverts, jarble, you useless Sousans. Welcome to the Blind by podcast.

All country's got a queer throat.

I've got a queer throat this week.

I've been hovering up the strepsels,

but I caught myself some type of southern hemisphere

tantalitis and an airplane to Australia.

The dry air, the dry air and the flight must have vandalized my gullet and left me croaking

like an anxious hawk, a bereaved hawk, a hawk with a dead wife.

That's what I sound like a hawk with a dead wife.

I don't know why that's funny. It's really sad because hawks are endangered. I'm just imagining, I'm imagining a pair of hawks getting married, you know.

They're just, they're very expressive faces. Hawks have a lot of expression in their eyes and their beaks.

And I think they'd look very funny in a little douxedo or a dress.

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