What The Fuck Just Happened??

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🗓️ 12 November 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

WARNING: This episode contains thoughts and solutions you might not fully agree with. Um…sorry.

Dear Humans,

In the newest episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus attempt to figure out what went wrong in this election and where we must go from here.

STOP saying ‘we only lost by two points.’

STOP paying political consultants, and START trying to win over low information voters. Progressive politics work!

Do we want to win... ever? Let’s start by figuring out who is making the decisions at the DNC.

Decisions like…let’s be Republicans Lite.

Things need to change. Making the exact same mistakes next time is NOT ACCEPTABLE!

The Rebellion begins NOW!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This week on the God Pod.
0:03.0	In God you trust, heed these fucking words.
0:07.0	The Democratic National Committee and how it's formed and who's in charge and where they get their money that controls what they're allowed to do and say.
0:18.2	That is the problem.
0:22.6	Hey.
0:23.6	Here are our costumes, everybody.
0:25.6	I'm Wolverine.
0:26.6	And I'm Dead Jesus.
0:28.6	Jesus Pool.
0:29.6	Jesus Pool.
0:30.6	I think Jesus Pool sounds better.
0:31.6	Jesus Pool makes more sense, although Dead Jesus is also pretty good.
0:35.6	I love this.
0:36.6	I love that I'm Deadpool because I also love to have sex with everybody.
0:43.6	We are not calling it the resistance this time.
0:46.9	Okay.
0:47.7	Who the fuck decided that?
0:49.8	Whit political consultant, branding expert was like, you know what?
0:53.2	Rebellion's too strong? We don't want
0:55.8	people to think that we're encouraging, you know, blah, blah, blah. Hi there, humans. Welcome
1:05.2	back to another episode of the God pod. Hey, dad. Oh, hey, Jesus.
1:11.6	Long time to talk.
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