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What The F Is Going On? with Mark Steel

What The F*** Is Going On...? With Mark Steel Episode 60

What The F Is Going On? with Mark Steel

Carousel Studios

News, Society & Culture, Comedy, Politics

4.7 • 888 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Mark is joined by comedian Omid Djalili, along with Elliot Steel, as he tries to make sense of what's happening in Iran – and whether Iranians wanted their football team to win or lose in the World Cup. Plus, Lieutenant Colonel Sir Ambrose Chislehurst-Artichoke shares another remarkable story about Her Late Majesty; and a woman on a phone-in show who's upset about all these foreigners flooding into Qatar to play football. Get ad-free extended episodes, early access and exclusive content on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wtfisgoingonpod Follow What The F*** Is Going On? with Mark Steel on Twitter @wtfisgoingonpod Follow Omid Djalili @omid9 Follow Elliot Steel @elliotsteelcom and his podcast @BtecPhilosoph And visit our website www.whatthefisgoingonpodcast.co.uk for more information. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I, Charles the 4th, oh is it the third?

0:03.6

Bloody Penn.

0:04.5

We will slide for the de-upacification of the club.

0:07.1

Let me put it to you.

0:09.0

Justice, can't grow.

0:09.8

Yes, if you win by one, you've won.

0:12.7

The phone went over the side.

0:14.1

It is he's trying to draw.

0:16.5

I'm under the side.

0:17.8

I just think everyone should be sure.

0:19.7

The fuck is going on.

0:22.6

Part of the ACAS creator network and also available on Patreon.

0:27.3

Hello, I'm Mark Still.

0:29.6

Welcome to episode number 60 of my podcast where even after all these weeks, I still find myself asking the question,

0:40.0

what the fuck is going on?

0:44.6

This week we found out that, according to the census, less than half of the British population,

0:51.5

say they're Christians. Lots of Conservatives and Nigel Farage were

0:55.4

fuming about this, which is a shame because I thought they'd be delighted. I expected Farage

1:00.6

to scream at last. How much longer were we expected to go on worshipping this Middle Eastern

1:06.7

son of God when our own British sons of God are ignored every day by our political system and by

1:14.4

the BBC. Furthermore, this chap Jesus wasn't prepared to work, sometimes disappearing for 40 days

1:20.7

into the wilderness, no doubt expecting the taxpayer to pick up the bill. And God was the same.

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