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I think the people of this country have

had enough of experts the science has changed if you count the legal votes i easily win it is time to get

bricks this candle smells like my vagina it's supposed to be up here i should be breaking the school on the other side of the ocean.

What the fuck is going on?

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Hello, I'm Mark Still.

Welcome to my podcast where each week I ask the question,

what the fuck is going on? what the fuck is going on?

What the fuck is going on?

In these modern days,

we should accept that we all have different sexual desires

and no one should be mocked for whatever excites them personally.

So when an MP appears to mix up tractors and pornography, that's his business. If it means that

when his wife asks him to talk dirty to her, he whispers in her ear, get all from my land,

and makes a ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-noye noise like a Masy-Fergson 1700-E,

...