What the F Is Artistry

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🗓️ 21 September 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Headlines

Larisa Latynina has a previously undiscovered worlds medal that ties her with Simone on the all-time medal list!
Constant vigilance news about the volunteer assistant coach at Southern Utah

Gymternet News

It's the Paris Challenge Cup this weekend! We discuss
- Why are so many more gymnasts going to Paris than to Szombathely or Mersin, and is it because of The Devil Wears Prada?
- The highly anticipated return of Melanie De Jesus Dos Santos. What should we expect?
- The pre-worlds showdown between the Brazilians and the US
- Will Jade Carey upgrade her floor tumbling?
- And much more!

Artistry Code Class

The beam and floor Artistry Checklists explained.
Why you're supposed to party like it's 1979
Sideways movements and close-to-beam choreography
- What kinds of fake choreography aren't good enough, how many body parts have to touch the beam to count, and what counts as a body part
- A deep discussion of fairy dust and whether the distribution of the aforementioned fairy dust can be legally classified as sufficient involvement of all the body parts
Chicken isolations: A no-no
What is posture and how do you know whether your posture is enough posture
Why smiling is the same as elite dead eyes
Why you should cut off everything but your feet

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Transcript

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0:00.8	Well, my big question is he thought going to do his new element, his dance element.
0:05.9	What was it as a flete?
0:08.8	Yeah, a two knee, he posted what the intended submission is, and our expectation,
0:17.9	because everything's terrible, was that the men's technical committee was going to be like put
0:21.2	out a cigarette on it, just like throw it into a, you know, small filing cabinet, small round
0:26.6	filing cabinet in the corner of the room, because they hate joy.
0:29.2	Remember, the show is PG 13, so you might hear a naughty word or two.
0:33.2	This month, tumble track has 10% off-speef equipment, including the spieth performance bars,
0:39.5	where you can take out the low bar to just train on the high bar, and the bars won't fall down.
0:44.8	So visit tumble track at T-U-M-B-L-T-R-A-K tumble track dot com train smart.
0:52.8	A Southern Utah University volunteer coach was arrested and suspended by safe sport,
0:59.2	but his history shows that he never should have been allowed to coach in the first place.
1:05.1	The FIG artistry requirements, a guide to the very objective rules, you guys.
1:11.2	I am going to guide you through this. We can do it together.
1:13.9	And Dr. Uncle Tim Ph.D discovered that Larissa Latinina had a secret world medal,
1:22.4	which means that she and Simone are tied for the most medals. I'll give you all the details.
1:28.4	And we have a Paris World Cup preview because that's this weekend for you.
1:31.8	This is the 45th episode for the year 2022, the week of September 19th.
1:36.4	And welcome to the number one contestants podcast in the galaxy of Jessica.
1:40.8	And it was a spencer from the balance beam situation.
1:43.9	And first, I have some corrections because I've got excited.
1:47.8	Big surprise.
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