What The F*ck Is This? | Financial Audit

Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Investing, Education, Business, Self-improvement

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🗓️ 20 February 2026

⏱️ 93 minutes

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0:00.0	To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube.
0:03.1	I want to be a Disney adult. You're Disney adult? Kind of, yes. Oh. I won't need to get a second job. Okay, I can make it work. I have an only pay. Make it happen. No, you f*. I'm a free. What the f? And a human f**. So it's both. There it is, ladies and gentlemen.
0:21.2	I'm a little slut.
0:22.1	I'll admit it.
0:22.7	No wonder he left you. What the f*? 10. And a human f*. So it's both. There it is, ladies and gentlemen.
0:21.6	I'm a little slut.
0:22.6	I'll admit it.
0:23.6	No wonder he left you.
0:24.6	Something big is coming.
0:27.6	Something that's going to change personal finance forever.
0:31.6	And the first 500 members get to lead the charge.
0:36.6	Go to dollarwise.com to change the future.
0:40.9	Hi, I'm Roxy.
0:42.0	I'm 29.
0:42.8	I'm from Grand Rapids, Michigan.
0:44.1	And this is Financial Lotit.
0:46.6	It sure is a fellow Michigander coming on down to the much better place of Austin, Texas.
0:52.5	Nice to have you.
1:27.5	What do you do up in Grand Rapids for a living? Halfway decent town, by the way. If you have to live in Michigan, Grand Rapids is a good. I'm new to the area, but I'm loving it so far, actually. That will go away quickly. Probably the snow is killing me. What do you do for a living there? I'm a general manager for quick service restaurants. Okay. Now, Grand Rapids, not one of the higher places to live in the United States for sure. So in terms of cost of living, general manager to a restaurant might actually make a halfway decent live in there. Is it a chain, big chain? Semi. Oh shit. Okay. Well, can you say it?
1:28.4	If you don't want to. Yeah, yeah. I work for a company called Pliables of Michigan. What? Pliables. That's a restaurant? Yeah. Pliables. Yes. Like, I'm going to go eat it. Pliables. Yeah. We're an assay bowl and smoothie. Okay, so it is not a big chain, is it?
1:45.2	Or else, did that come when I left?
1:48.1	Because, well, my store opened up in November. That's why I moved over there. What do you make? I make 58 a year now. Okay, 58 a year. Listen, in Grand Rapids, I mean, you should be doing at least halfway decent.
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