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It's Monday edition here on Zero Block 30 and today we have five rounds of the magazine.

Round number one, good initiative, bad judgment. A woman paid a would-be car thief to steal her own

car from a repair shop. It didn't go well. I know that there's probably a bunch of Lance corpals

and specialists that are thinking about doing the same thing, so we're going to give you a little

bit of advice there. Don't. Round number two, adapt, improvise and overcome. We're going to talk

a little bit about some mummified cats to make Kate really upset. Round number three, the world

is falling apart. Once Whist Hotel has the Rimmittory, and it involves a zero-star hotel.

Round number four, a new device has entered the military space. We're going to tell you

if you can see naked people with it. It's basically this thing that there's been so many devices

over the last, I guess, 20 years, that sci-fi stuff used to feature like FaceTime. It's crazy that

like on the Jets Center. The Jets are just like that where you'd be like, oh, you're talking to

somebody. As a little kid, I'm like, there's no fucking way that shit's ever going to work.

Now I'm going 85 down the highway and talking to my wife on FaceTime and looking at her like,

while I'm doing it, it's nuts that you can do that kind of stuff. Now the battlefield is going to

have one where you can look inside walls. Finally, round number five, we're going to talk about which

branch of the military would Kate join if she was doing it right now? The sorting hat. This is the

sorting hat. A little bit of the military sorting hat. We'll do Kate this week. Next week, we'll do

cons. Then the following week, we'll do myself. We're going to start off with Kate. We have a quiz.

It's going to show her is the Marine Corps right or maybe she should go in a different direction.

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