Yo, parish orphans and retrogrades.

Hope you guys are having an excellent week.

Did a lot of interviews last week. Interviews are more tiring than just doing these solo shows so

took off monday instead we did a tuesday show today happy april fools by the way around a house

with seven children language has never had the verbal word has never had a lower purchase than it does.

On April Fool's Day, with seven kids around, they just, it's just all day long.

Lies.

It's see-through lies that no one buys even for a second, followed by April

fools, and no one buys it, but my kids this morning. They all drew mustaches on each other.

I guess that has something to do with April the first. They all are lying about each other's like fish dying and

things. Some of their fish actually have died. And so that one's actually got some purchase because

you can't tell the difference between a dead fish and a goldfish are just dying like the

playground here. That's the one that has some purchase. They're lying about

each other's belonging. So your watch got ruined. It's a madhouse. And even on social media,

adults are engaging in this stuff, not knowing that I was reading the news last night. After midnight, I read this

story put out by some reputable Catholic rag. What was it? I don't know. A Vatican rag,

saying that Pope Francis had reversed his restrictions on the Latin Mass. And I started

for five to ten scant seconds, I started rejoicing. Then I was like, oh, is this one of these

retorted April the first fools jokes than it is? It's mayhem. It's pandemonium. You guys have to

stop. You have to stop doing April the first stuff. It's not dignified. It's notemonium. You guys have to stop. You have to stop doing April the first stuff.

It's not dignified.

It's not civilized.

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