Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Bluescoos Bob summons shit for Wade, complains about teeth,

and plays mues to his mates.

Well, he Wade watches bed trees get blown is romantic

and becomes Slug Stalin.

Magician Mark returns to his kingdom, gets bugged by apk upcost then witnesses rabbits and sperm slaughter.

From fecal feasts to hidden distractible history.

He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-h-h-h-h-h-h-h heh. It's time for what song do you see now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to what I can only assume is your favorite thing in the entire world and by that definition also your favorite podcast.

This is Distract distractible I am your

host for today my name is Bob I'm the host because I won the last one I'm joined by

my two co-host slash competitors Mark and Wade

oh competitors, Mark and Wade. Whoa!

Oh!

Editors put a raucous crowd behind me.

Not behind me, like just cheering.

Or then blow Mark up.

No!

Ah, classic.

I don't know why the only thing I can think of is my background is that guy from SpongeBob saying

how many times we've got to teach you this lesson old man?

But you know that, but you don't know the chocolate guy from Spongebob.

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