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Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

What Should I Look for in A Cult and/or Couch? feat. Moses Storm

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week, Jordan and Michelle catch up with comedian/writer/cult-survivor/Jordan's WORK COLLEAGUE, Moses Storm. Michelle explains why she's not surprised at all her husband bought a boat, Jordan marvels about the vast number of throuples in Minneapolis, and Moses asks the biggest question of all: What should we believe in when religion (or a cult) doesn't do it for you anymore? Bad answers only!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is exactly right. This is exactly right. I'm Welcome to adulting.

0:32.3

My name is Jordan Carlos.

0:33.5

I am joined as always by my co.

0:35.8

From Go, Michelle Butto.

0:37.1

What's up, Michelle?

0:38.0

You know what's going on.

0:40.1

Nothing.

0:41.0

Ain't shit going on.

0:43.0

Nothing's going on.

0:43.8

I just saw you have what appeared to be some lovely sush, though.

0:48.0

Like, you do yourself right at lunch.

0:50.6

I feel like lunch is an important part of self-care to you. Not so much to me. I'm a grazer. I think food in general, you know what's really sad is that I have a friend who I met in college, who I love. She didn't like food. She didn't like pasta. She didn't like brown stewed chicken. Like she didn't like, she didn't want to try anything.

1:11.3

She just didn't want to try.

1:12.7

And then we started to travel as we got our income tax checks.

1:16.7

And we would use them to go somewhere for a week or two, to Argentina or France or, you know.

1:25.9

And as we were traveling, like, you don't have any choice but to eat what is there

1:30.9

and everything is delicious you know I mean of course you know where to get like you know that government

1:37.1

mac and cheese that looks like it's definitely chemically like flavored but like just delicious

1:43.3

food I think that is such a um it's like if you love yourself then you know you should put good things in your mouth hey oh that's how you stay married but she didn't even like tomatoes until she went to italy and then she tasted what a tomato was like and now she will you know shop from little farms, upstate New York and stuff like that.

2:04.4

So all this to say, yes, I like good food.

2:07.9

And sometimes I don't even want good food.

2:09.6

I just want something little nattie.

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