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Sean South starts now.

Yeah. South starts now. I'm not. I'm not complaining, so help me, I am not.

Idiots complain, and I am not a complete idiot.

You see, idiocy is all about percentages, and I am only 40% idiot, but the other 75% of me is batted math.

But this morning I was logging into one of my personal accounts, entering my personal password,

which is a long, complicated password that is at least eight characters long, contains one

capital letter, one symbol, one article of punctuation, and the blood of a sacrificial

goat. And I got to thinking, did you know that the average American has an average of

168 personal passwords across their individual accounts, with another 87 passwords for work accounts, meaning that

the ordinary American has an average of 255 passwords.

This is true, which is why I found myself wondering how we got here.

Have you ever stopped and thought about all the analog things that have disappeared from our lives?

For example, where did coin-operated horses go?

You know, the ones that used to sit outside the supermarket.

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